(better sung in the brady bunch tune..)
here's the story
of a crazy couple
who lived in the woods with a driveway packed in snow
there was an ice storm
that caused some freezing
and they were all alone
so this morning when the man tried out the driveway
his car was stuck and couldn't move another inch
then he woke his sleeping wife
at 5 o'clock
for her SUV to push him out (which was a cinch)
but when it was time to turn the SUV toward home
it got stuck upon a hill and wouldn't budge
so they backed out
into a ditch
and had to call the tow truck, oh yes, oh fudge
the crazy bunch, the crazy bunch
that's the way we became the crazy bunch..